6 Ways to Make Friends for FREE

By Susie Cheong

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You guys clicked on this for a reason. I’m guessing you guys are looking for some friends to fill that empty void in your life, but guess what? If you follow one these steps, YOU can get friends for FREE!

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Friends who eat together have to lift weights together.”

— Susie C.

  1. Join clubs: An easy way to get “smart” friends is by joining a really ”smart club” (*wink wink* so they can do your homework for you).
  2. SNAPCHAT! Secure your potential friendship with a streak. A streak creates commitment with friends. When you have that fire symbol next to their names, ooooo thats when you know IT”S REAL!
  3. Girl, if you don’t have a TWITTER, GET YO LIFE TOGETHER! By creating threads, you can get POPPIN’ skin products and make up for cheap!
  4. Real question: DO YOU HAVE A NETFLIX ACCOUNT? Binge watching shows makes you seem COOL. Trust, if you can quote FRIENDS, you are set! Plus, if your soon-to-be friends don’t have Netflix, but YOU DO, girl, that’s a plus. Ya’ll can watch Stranger Things together!
  5. Food. Because who doesn’t love to eat?! Buy your potential friend a BUNCH of junkfood (we, students, are broke and most of us only have $5. So let’s be real, no one has money like Francis Mamaril… Well maybe Fortune Mamaril?) Bribe them with hot cheetos and burritos!!! (If ya’ll do this, you will be the really hot friend, while they become unhealthy…)
  6. Friends who eat together have to lift weights together. I know you will feel guilty for getting your soon to be friends fat, that is if you have feelings, so get a gym membership together! Go to the gym together, take some POPPIN’ mirror pictures, post them on the ‘gram, and dip. #workoutbuddies #lovefitness #gymlife

If ya’ll follow these steps, YOU WILL make friends for free…. Well, maybe not so free, because you will lowkey need to spend money for food, netflix, and a gym membership (#RipToYourWallet).

Honestly, just be yourself and you will attract amazing people arround you.

Best of luck,

Susie C.

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